My fourth of july was absolutely incredible. We had an awesome barbecue and it was good to see family. Derrick, like an idiot, walked under a tree during a lightning storm. The tree didn’t get struck, but one of the branches blew up and down in the wind and hit Derrick in the head. He had to go to the hospital and get 4 staples in his head. Derrick’s new nickname - Staples. The fun didn’t stop there. After we got back we started playing some pong. I did so horrible, im ashamed of myself. Luckily my older cousin carried me. My grandpa and sister played against Barley and Justin. My grandpa and sister brought it back twice and beat them. My sister is 11. Haha, Barley got beat by an 11 year old girl. No, my sister did not drink. My grandpa drank her drinks and got smashed. A holiday without drunk grandparents isn’t a holiday at all. Pics of the pong will be up soon.

Meanwhile, every time my grandmother went outside, the sun hid behind the clouds. This has been happening for years. Gotta love torturing mommom! In other news, my friends and I are in June’s Salt Lake Magazine for dodgeball. I haven’t looked at it yet, but i hope one of my pics made it into the magazine.

For some reason some people think I always get into fights because im drunk. “A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.” -Steve Fergosi